How Not to Pick Up a Woman: Rule #4: The I love you, I love you, I love you, What's your name? Rule

And I quote, " Hi beautiful, marry me ! You are awesome. I'll go to the Mall first thing in the morning for the engagement ring! :)"

Whoa there, Friend. You really don't waste any time, do ya?  Well, I find your forwardness intriguing. But I'm a bit of a traditional girl, so maybe you'd like to learn some information about me before you jump into what I'm assuming is your black douche-bag mobile to run to Kay Jewelers. For example, my name or the fact that I'm completely dedicated to a life of celibacy or that I chew with my mouth *wide* open  or that I bite my toenails every night before dinner or that I don't believe in toothpaste because it is just a dental industry ploy to trick you into thinking your breath should smell good or that I don't clean my hair out of the drain in the shower because I'm collecting it to knit a pair of gloves.  Well, I think that sums it up.  

My favorite is #3 just for reference.  Maybe when you get back from the Mall, we can start on our gift registry at JoAnn Fabrics.  I'm gonna need some new knitting needles to start on your honeymoon gloves.