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??And I quote, "Hello Erica, good morning. Well I would like to give you a well deserved compliment. In taking a look at your pictures posted on profile, I must say that you are a very attractive, sexy, beautiful young woman indeed. Let me now introduce myself. My name is Steven. I am a 36 year old gentleman from Miami Beach, Florida looking to meet and spoil an attractive, mature young woman in what will be a very private, safe, discreet 1 on 1 type of friendship/meeting arrangement without any childish mentality games/drama or problems involved. In this meeting arrangement, I would be able to spoil you and help you out financially with no less than $1,000-2,000 thousand dollars in cash beginning one day later on this week. . Now I understand how this is the internet so you might have some initial questions/concerns, but please keep in mind this offer is 100% real and legit, absolutely no type of joke or online spam, so if you are currently stuck in a tight, stressful financial situation where you need to make extra money $$$$ for various bills/expenses beginning right away, then please feel free to email me back for more additional information on this financial offer once you receive this message.. Steve"
This is obviously a joke, right? Which one of you thought this would be hilarious? Frazier? Nick? Ted? Steve? Someone? Anyone? Bueller?...Bueller?!?
So, my biggest question, is how is it decided whether I fall in the $1K or the $2K range? I mean, that is a lot of wiggle room. I think I'd need to know that before I committed. Also, I'm a little skeptical about the getting paid "one day later on this week." I mean, when a girl like me decides to sell her body to a stranger for money, she decides to get payment on the same day as the services rendered.
Besides, as he points out, I do have "various bills/expenses beginning right away", so I'd really need that money "beginning right away".
What in the actual fuck?!
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