How Not to Pick Up a Woman: Rule #8: The state the obvious rule.

 
And I quote, "Morning" 

Whoa!  Dude, you just blew my mind!  Is it though?  I couldn't tell by the fact that I'd just woken up, washed my face, brushed my teeth, showered, walked my dog, made breakfast, and left for work.  I was so confused thanks for the clarification.

Apparently my profile wasn't interesting enough to warrant a "Good".