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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

How Not to Pick Up a Woman: Rule # 0: The tl;dr rule.






And I quote, "Wow that's a very long descreption. Very cute but i think i already told you that" 

Wow there, Friend, if you can't read something that in truth is shorter than a long article in US Weekly, then I'm sorry, but I just have nothing to offer you.  I read pretty much all the live-long day.  Or wait, maybe I can offer you something.  I'm picking up on a trend here as a psychologist, a bit of a theme, if you will.  Maybe it isn't that you have trouble with your reading skills, but rather your working memory, since you can't seem to remember whether or not you previously told me "Very cute" despite having only written me once in the form of two "sentences"?  I can't technically prescribe as a clinical psychologist, but I can recommend some cognitive remediation therapy.  It doesn't generally work, but when you're starting off at the level of goldfish memory, it can't hurt, right?

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