How Not to Pick Up a Woman: Rule #1: The WHO TOLD YOU rule.

((Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tim Curry!))

And I quote, "Hahahah..great. Loved how you made your profile longer. So much wonderful information in your Profile. You are a like a NInja Genius on caffeine tablets. You are an interesting one. Your pics were really special. :) Congrats on your new position!" 

I'm like a what? Ninja? Genius? Caffeine tabs? Who told you?!
Have you been reading my emails?  Look, dude, I'm gonna need your mom's address so I know where to send the cleaning bill.  You know, for once I've destroyed you for uncovering my true identity.