I used to live here. Now I live here.

I used to live here.  Now I live here.
I used to live here..................................................................................................Now I live here.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

How Not to Pick Up a Woman: Rule #8: The seriously why bother rule.



And I quote, "My dog's name is Opie doodle wonder dog the awesome Boston terrier high maintainece bitch!what's yours. Have fun In Miami,I lived in Florida for 5 years,hated every minute of It,but you may like it,I find it to be where America's most wanted and old people go to retire and die.I call them Floridiots.Miami a bit more multicultural and has cool things about it,hopefully we can talk connect or maybe meet up before you leave I will bring Opie along,we are going to Seattle today."

Seriously, Friend, I have exactly 17.21 days remaining in my city.  I'm working my flippin' tail off to wrap-up my 2 jobs and to see everyone that I know and love before I go, and you think I'm gonna go out of my way to hangout with a stranger who I will have basically no chance of ever seeing again.  I mean, I'm all for making new friends, but AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.  In fact, I have more interest in meeting your dog than you, can you just give him my address and send him over?

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