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Thursday, July 25, 2013

How Not to Pick Up a Woman: Rule # 98 and 99: The if at first you don't succeed, try, try again...and subtly insult the lady you are trying to pick up rule



And I quote, "I wrote you a nice message before and you didnt write back. Maybe I will have better luck with a cheesy pick up line.... "So what is a nice girl like you doing on a website like this?"

Hi Friend, Wow, have you EVER changed my mind.  I'm totally going to write you back now.  Man, how could I have been so blind!?  You're obviously a real gem. I mean, this whole time, I've been sitting here wishing, waiting, hoping, and praying that you'd write me AGAIN.  Way to be a stalker, um, I mean, persistent?

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