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Thursday, July 18, 2013

How Not to Pick Up a Woman: Rule #84: The damn, Girl, I must be lookin' fine on the Internet tonight rule.

 



And I quote, "hi,how are you today, i hope really good, i saw your pictures and let me tell you that you are so pretty, really beatiful and you have gorgeous eyes, and i like what you wrote in your profile also,you seem very sweet and kindhearted and that is very attractive in a woman, let me tell you about me,im ***, im 36, i have no kids and im originally from ****,

well,it was really nice to say hi to you, i do hope we can talk and get to know each other more"


ACTUAL PIECE OF DATING ADVICE: Girls will respond MUCH better to this sort of flattery than the prior rule. 

I was having a not-so-hot-feeling kinda day, and this one was really a boost, and I chose to use it to balance out that last one. I'm still not following up, Friend, because you apparently are not familiar with Caps Lock or periods.

2 comments:

  1. My issue with this style of message - it has no piece of information that is unique to you or your profile. All are generic statements that could be said about anyone's profile...or even copy/pasted to multiple girls because it's a nice thing to say to anyone you're trying to woo. I just like some sort of assurance that I didn't get the same message that 20 other girls got today.

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  2. Couldn't agree more. He is right, though, I am so pretty, really beautiful and I have gorgeous eyes and I do seem very sweet and kindhearted. So, I'm pretty sure he wrote this one just for me. ;)

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