How Not to Pick Up a Woman: Rule # 69: The does that even mean what I think it means rule.

And I quote, "Hey bby yu dtf?" 

Whoa, Friend, if that means what I think it means, at least you're direct?
Answer: well, I'm not a virgin if that's what you mean, but if you mean am I down for some random dude who can't even be bothered to use the vowels "a" and "o", mostly definitely not.