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Saturday, July 20, 2013

How Not to Pick Up a Woman: Rule #66: The how am I not myself rule.



And I quote, "One of your photos was flagged for removal by one of our users. Our team examined the photo and chose to remove it.  Here are the rules for photos: You must be in the photo! Full nudity, extreme close ups, pets, cars, baby photos, artwork, images you’ve added yourself to, etc. are not allowed.  Rule breaking photos will be deleted. — Staff Robot"

Whoa, Friend, why did you find this photo so offensive?  You actually went out of your way to flag it for removal, really?  Really?  OK, it is a preschooler photo, but that is not technically one of the rules.  Are you a pedophile or something?  Worried that this photo will prompt impure thoughts. Or maybe you are just *that* rigid and rule-bound.

I*AM* in the photo. I beg you, sir,  even at 3 years old, how am I not myself?  This is probably the most myself I've ever been.

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