How Not to Pick Up a Woman: Rule #83: The NSFA rule.

WARNING: NSFA==Not Safe for ANYTHING!
Graphic language below.  Reader discretion is advised.

And I quote, "I'll start kissing you first. Then give you little kisses to your neck and let you lay down. I'll get on you and start kissing your lips a while and slowly I'd go down, take off your shirt and bra while touching and rubbing all over your body and go little lower, start sucking your tits and give a little bites to your nipples, while fingering your pussy. Then I'd slowly go lower with my tongue and lick your whole body. Then I'd keep going more lower and I'd take your painty off. And I'd put my head between your legs and lock my head with your legs. And slide my tongue around your pussy, on your legs before I start fucking you with my tongue. And I love to hear your moaning and pull the sheets from pleasure. Then I'd start fucking you with my tongue and fingering you as well gently at the same time. And slowly I'd start fucking you faster and deeper with my tongue and finger. Then I'd keep going like that till you cum on my face.
Then I'd grab you and let you sit on edge of a table, spare your legs and stand between them. And brush your pussy with my hard cock and slowly push it into your pussy, and let you lock my body with your legs. And I am Standing up and you sit on the table, we are face to face and, I am sucking your tits and keep fucking you hard and rough. I keep getting deeper and faster Keep sucking your tits and let you suck my fingers as well.
Then I let you band over by the table and I nail you from back and fucking you so hard while playing with your asshole. Pulling your hair so hard and whispering very dirty things in your ear while fucking you. Then I'll let you sit on your knees and let you suck my balls while getting your cum ready for you. And I am cuming on your lips while pulling your hair. Then we ll get some break and have some cigarette and we will make another fantasy true in next minutes.
(Damn It took 10 min. to write all this shit, I hope u read everything : )

I'm sorry but I couldn't help writing this when I see your picture. Lol."

Whoa, this is clearly some kind of joke, right?  One of you bitches finally decided that it would be really funny to send me something completely absurd, right?  Right?  Somebody?  Anybody?  Bueller? Bueller?

Does this actually ever work for this guy ever?  How many ladies do you suppose this dude has sent the exact same message to...today?  I feel kinda violated, like maybe this dude just raped my eyes.  Well, at least that is how I felt after I was like, "What?!", then I LOLed for ~10 minutes nonstop. Sorry if any of you feel that I did the same to you. I gave you a warning ahead of time. I just needed to share this whack-a-doo's sentiments because it was so very over the top.

BTDubs, Friend, no lady likes the word panties let alone "painty".  I don't even know what that is or why it is singular, while panties is plural, but there is only one of them, kinda like pants.  I'm getting off topic, though, my real question is why does this guy think I smoke?